Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The cells lining my colon have been dumping water and ions into my colon ALL. DAY. LONG. This has never happened to me before. It sucks.

Dear Puffs®,

Whither the lotion-infused toilet paper?

Chafedly yours,
Carrie

1 Comments:

At 10:35, Anonymous burichan said...

Where's a bidet when you need one?

 

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