Sunday, October 23, 2005

A thing I've learnt since my last entry: stays = corset.

18 Comments:

At 09:26, Blogger kristenlibrarian said...

who needs college when you have books like that to read! By the way, I highly recommend "Never Naughty Enough." Excellent book.

 
At 09:40, Blogger Kiki said...

What is that? I'm SO not in on the smutty book genre. But I can tell the reader of Lord of Sin to check it out. Note: the reader is pist that I made mention of this book I found in the reader's possession. But since it's vague who reader is, I kept it up. I shan't be saying who reader is.

 
At 10:58, Blogger metamorphose said...

Oh come, reader! Fess up! I admitted to having read "Drive Through Wedding." Granted it didn't involve "stays," but still.

 
At 11:05, Blogger kristenlibrarian said...

Actually, my dad got "Never Naughty Enough" as a joke Christmas present from one of his co-workers last year. He also got a pregnancy test.

 
At 11:13, Blogger redlaw said...

Did he use the test....that is the question.

And I guess it was a coincidence that I happen to be reading Lord of Sin right now...you actually know someone else who is reading it? Wow.

 
At 11:57, Blogger April said...

I've actually read a memoir called "My Horizontal Life." If that doesn't give the contents away...well...then...the contents will...I guess...

 
At 12:40, Blogger Kiki said...

My Horizontal Life, eh? That title is hilarious. Now, no one steal this because if I were to ever write a book (and this wouldn't be a smut book), the title would be Polyester Passion. I believe that any smut book could be titled using the name of a fabric and a synonym for passion. So Rayon Romance would also be another good title. Also, alliteration is a bonus.

Redlaw, are you yanking my chain about Lord of Sin? If you aren't, post here the first two paragraphs of Chapter 19. Laura and I can verify what you say since I shared that choice passage with her after I found the book.

 
At 17:43, Blogger redlaw said...

Carrie -

Here you go -

"He had made love to her a hundred times in his imagination. In the most alluring fantasies the seduction had been slow and luscious and endless.

As he carried her to the bed, he knew it would not be like that. Eventually he would live that dream, but not this time. Desire reaged so dangerously it was all he could do not to rip off her gown and ram himself into her."

Classic....but the truth is, I am not reading this book - we just happen to have it at the library where I work...but I may go ahead and read a few more pages while I'm at it....

 
At 17:51, Blogger metamorphose said...

Laughing oh so hard right now! (I'm alone in the office, reading the passage out loud in a creepy retard low voice. Even more hilarious.)

 
At 18:14, Blogger Kiki said...

That passage makes me laugh so hard. It almost makes me want to read more just to find other funny stuff. I'm torn.

 
At 18:17, Blogger Jolene said...

Carrie-you are so funny. Sorry the link to my page isn't working for you. Trust me, you're not missing much. I've been slacking. I'm planning to follow April's lead and switch sites soon though.
April-I have "My Horizontal Life" I forgot I got it from you!! I was thinking my Grandma borrowed me that one! And shuddering at the thought of her reading it. Ewww.

 
At 19:04, Blogger Laura said...

Ram himself into her.

Ladies, I'm having trouble keeping from swooning. The vapors!

 
At 08:55, Blogger redlaw said...

Okay, so I read some of the smarmy smutt last night as I was taking a break at the library....This is the funniest book ever...it is like porn in word form...and I laughed the entire time. Find me a man that can do half that stuff and I'll unlace my stays, right here, right now.

 
At 16:44, Blogger April said...

Jo-I certainly hope your grandma didn't read My Horizontal Life. That book even disgusted me! (But of course I had to share it with you!) :)

 
At 12:51, Blogger metamorphose said...

what I wouldn't give for a good ram now and then.

 
At 14:07, Blogger Rachel said...

Metamorphose - AMEN!

 
At 14:36, Blogger Rachel said...

Holy hell, Carrie! What are you wearing in that CGB picture you posted?! Is that some sort of nudie tee shirt? Time to lay off these porn novels, I'd say.

 
At 12:46, Blogger Jill Monroe said...

Never Naughty Enough? Hey, I know that book!

 

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