Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Dear professors of the world,

Never walk into your 8:00 AM class and say, "We're not having class today." NEVER. EVER. DO THAT! I don't care if you sit there and talk about Cher for the entire hour. Do not cancel class at 8 AM because that morning when my alarm clock would have gone off, I would have most likely had an inner struggle comparable to Vietnam. And because I would reason that I should go because I would have skipped class recently, my body would lose that conflict. Now I could JUST NOW be getting out of bed to shower, dress, and get to campus for my 10:00 class. (Yeah, that sentence deserved two nows.)

Sincerely,

Everybody's favorite smart-ass.

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