Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Today is my sister's birthday, and we went to a Chinese restaurant for lunch to celebrate. At the end of the meal, we got the requisite fortune cookies, and yes, we still play the childish game where we tack on "in bed" at the end of the fortune. (That game NEVER gets old when the right "fortunes" come along.) My sister's roommate, Kelly, got the best fortune that I had ever before heard for this game. "Constant grinding..." I was hooked at the two opening words. I knew it was going to be awesome. Okay, here it is en entière: "Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle...in bed." We were all coughing up beef and broccoli at that point. It was great.


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