Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Name of the day: Briella Krueger. It's been a while since I've posted a name. This name makes me think of Cruella Deville, and I really wish that mothers would take a step back and really think hard about the possible teasing their child is going to receive because they picked a horrendously ugly name to go with an equally ugly last name. Someone didn't really want this name posted, but guess what. I. DON'T. CARE.

Dear mothers of the world,

Please refrain from naming your children while still under the influence of birthing drugs.

Sincerely,
Karinka Y. Dink

My body didn't have as strong an urge "to make babies" with every guy in my chemistry class today as it did yesterday...probably because I didn't have chemistry today (Don't worry. I have nice, normal, classic names chosen for the babies made with chemistry boys 1-3). I had my aerobics class which has no men in it, and I had my microbiology class which does have men. But since I sit on the front row in that class, I don't see the men, except for my professor. I thought about my professor today, but not to the extent that I thought of chemistry boys 1-3 yesterday because that would be gross in more ways than one.

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